The Perfect Run

Ryan loved Genome parties. They always involved a lot of property damage.

He had attended a few elsewhere in Italy, usually when he joined a group. However, this one looked like it would be the biggest yet; and since tomorrow would mark Quicksave’s first week in New Rome, the courier intended to cap it off with a bang.

Well, he had probably spent two months or so in the city across various loops, but still! This party might be something entirely new and surprising.

“How many people will come?” Ryan asked, having traded his usual trench coat, hat, and mask for a classy, dark purple suit. While Ki-jung had insisted he could dress casually, the Genome would settle for nothing less than the best outfit in the room.

You couldn’t half-ass elegance.

“Oh, no more than one-hundred,” Ki-jung replied, her fingers fidgeting in anxiety. She had traded her glasses for contact lenses, and her modest clothes for a sleeveless black dress. Her boyfriend meanwhile wore a simple blue shirt and black pants.

“Do you want more tuna pizzas?” Lanka asked while on the sofa while typing on a phone. That tasteless black sheep alone hadn’t made any effort to dress well. “We still got enough party funds for four more.”

“Add a few vegan ones for Fortuna,” Ki-jung said, before checking the kitchen for the fifth time in the past hour. Jamie had gathered an impressive array of alcohol bottles on the counter. “Will that be enough?”

“They’re the strongest liquors I could find,” Jamie replied, intending to work as the barman and already busy making cocktails. Since Genomes had a more efficient metabolism than normal humans, they needed ten times the usual dose to even feel the effects of alcohol.

“I’ve got Genome-only stuff in my car,” Ryan said. “But you will start shining in the dark and see invisible things.”

“Don’t worry,” Jamie said quickly. “Fortuna is bringing strong stuff, and, I quote, ‘party pills.’”

“No Bliss?” Ki-jung asked, her face tensing up.

“No Bliss,” her boyfriend reassured her, while someone hit the doorbell. “Come in!”

The first guests opened the door, Ki-jung anxiously standing straight next to Ryan while they walked inside. Night had fallen outside, and while the party was scheduled to start at eight, most guests would be fashionably late.

“Hello everyone!” Fortuna entered the house, followed by her boyfriend and a younger girl around fifteen. Lucky Lady wore a golden dress even more scandalously lavish than usual; whereas the teenage girl dressed so tastelessly, that Ryan couldn’t look at her without fighting the urge to drag her to a tailor’s shop.

Fortuna’s date was around Ryan’s physical age, with short well-groomed brown hair, blue eyes, and an elegant all black formal suit. He looked rather plain when compared to his girlfriend, but the courier felt an intense vibe coming from him.

In fact, he seemed vaguely familiar.

The mystery boy immediately singled out the courier, who waved a hand at him. “Hi, I’m Ryan. I would say I’m immortal, but you probably know that already.”

“Mathias,” the man replied, shaking Ryan’s hand with a small smile. “Mathias Martel.”

The way he moved, his aura, the slight inflection in the voice… “I know, we’ve met,” Ryan replied cheerfully, testing the waters.

“You did?” Fortuna asked while Mathias’ smile strained a bit. Since he hadn’t cut that lucky woman’s hair this time around, she seemed a lot more well-disposed towards Ryan. “Matt, why didn’t you tell me?”

“Yeah, you’re usually a very transparent kind of guy, Matt.” Ryan winked at him. “I hope you don’t hide anything else.”

Matt’s poker face remained ironclad while he answered his date’s question. “It didn’t seem important at the time.”

“Fortuna, you brought your sister?” Ki-jung asked the blonde bombshell, although her eyes remained focused on the teenage girl. “Isn’t she too young for this kind of party?”

“I’m almost fifteen!” The younger girl pouted. While she was no top model like her sister, she would probably grow into an attractive woman in time. She had short, light brown hair, ocean blue eyes, and a heart-shaped face.

“Fourteen and a half,” Fortuna teased her, her younger sister pinching her in the arm.

“Hi, I’m Narcinia, Narcinia Veran.” The teen smiled brightly at everyone. “Alias Ceres.”

“I still can’t believe Augustus gave you an Olympian name before me,” Fortuna complained, her boyfriend glancing away. “If only Felix hadn’t gone crazy, we could have become Diana and Apollo.”

“Has he answered your messages?” Ki-jung asked, a look of concern on her face.

“I wish!” Fortuna complained, crossing her arms angrily. “I swear when he comes back—”

“If he comes back,” Narcinia replied with a depressed face.

“Maybe he got hit by a car,” Ryan said, the others glaring at him. “Well, he is a cat. Or was that too soon?”

“He will come back,” Fortuna insisted, though she looked at Jamie and Ki-jung. “Can’t you help? Give him a call?”

The couple exchanged an embarrassed glance, one heavy with regrets. “He didn’t leave the house on the best terms,” Jamie said stoically. “Felix… Felix needs time to figure himself out.”

“But—”

Mathias put a hand on his girlfriend’s arm before she could insist. He seemed more insightful than her, though that wasn’t hard.

Having talked with Atom Cat on the Dynamis path, Ryan quickly put two and two together. He had a pretty good idea of what caused his feline friend to leave the Augusti, namely, Ki-jung's situation.

Something else also bothered Ryan. Felix the Cat said his sister Narcinia was adopted, and she matched a certain description… Could it be?

This party already promised a lot of surprises.

the room. “He’s usually

attacked him again when his bodyguard took a bathroom break,” Jamie replied with a frown. “The attacker also forced Luigi to

Ryan asked at the same time a shocked Fortuna said, “A

ask me why. They say the city is safer with the Meta gone, but if you ask me, it has enough

handsome fellow possessing a strange sense of justice, fighting crime with

the sofa, too lazy to leave her spot. “Nah, blabbermouth, it’s just petty revenge. If

the case, this Hockey Killer will get what he deserves,” Jamie said firmly, glancing at Fortuna. “Now that the Meta-Gang has left New

cleaned up Rust Town and Sparrow chased those Psychos off to the ends of the

say they had cleaned up Rust Town. They had prevented a large fire, but the Junkyard had transformed into a pile of molten trash conveniently hiding the bunker’s entrance. Vulcan had tasked the group to

what to do about Mechron’s bunker, and Len hadn’t contacted him again either. He hoped the party would help him destress and

while…” Ki-jung cleared her throat while

Ryan said with a smirk, delighting

you is the Hockey Killer,” the man replied with the same mirthful

himself. Touché. “It’s okay, Chitter, I vouch for my Mathias,” Fortuna said, putting her head

date,” Mathias replied with a stoic

to happen whether you like

the two of you meet?”

a gas leak last week?” Fortuna asked. “I narrowly

with a deadpan face. “I didn’t expect you to fall on me from

was love at

wasn’t,” her boyfriend protested. “I checked if you were alright, and when I tried to leave because I had other

world’s most beautiful woman

he was immune to Fortuna’s charm and she couldn’t stand it. “What, my world should have

it should have!” And she said it without any hint of sarcasm whatsoever. “When I look at boys, they drop at my feet, but you, Matt?

seemed a bit shy in the presence of so many older people, but grew more confident as the group exchanged pleasantries. “It’s too

a brain in a jar hooked to the TV and loudspeakers,

use a Genius-made cyber-brain as a DJ?” Narcinia asked, though unlike

of the playlist,” Ki-jung told Ryan with

don’t know what they want!” Ryan replied, activating DJ Brain.

a light shone from inside its tank. As the liquid protecting the grey matter changed color,

nodding to herself to the tune

while her rats started breakdancing

remix,” Mathias said, much to Ryan’s surprise. “A pretty good one

game designer,” Fortuna said since he was clearly too modest

the side,” her date replied with a sheepish grin, the most emotion Ryan had seen

to test that man’s knowledge first, before getting his hopes

but I prefer Super

“Best Square RPG?”

holds a special place

brought to tears at

2?” Lanka asked Mathias, raising her head above the sofa with a beer can in hand. “Name’s

nodded. “One of the bedrooms, yours I presume, is painted brown, with

he could finish. “If you

his. He seemed much more uncomfortable about open displays of affection than his girlfriend. Ryan got the feeling she had more or less

Narcinia grabbed a knife from the kitchen and then raised it

thumb before anyone could react, a drop of blood falling on the parquet. The liquid quickly expanded into a

the group looked

adorable,” Ki-jung said in amazement,

pet letting out a cry. “Nothing too complicated or too big, but I can make any kind of animal,

can make any kind of goat?” Ryan

“Of course! Why?”

at this pure-hearted girl deep in her big eyes, and then whispered two words that

“Goat fights.”

second goat. A black-furred born-fighter, with golden eyes. “Which one do you take, Ryan?” she asked, as

“The black one.”

already see

making eight goats, as new guests decided to participate. She granted each of them a different color and held a

in English. She locked horns with her rival, ready to claim her rightful place as the competition’s winner. “You can do

a golden goat, and grown strangely invested in the fight. “Kick

to toss her rival to the side, who joined

raised her head with smug confidence. The spectators applauded, though none as loudly

smoke. With the spectacle finished, most guests dispersed to talk in a corner or grab a

white?” Ryan accused her, stroking Shub-Niggurath’s ear. Actually, he did cheat once, but only against Fortuna. Considering her insane luck, he had to level the

Fortuna spending her time advertising her boyfriend to everyone who would listen. Jamie, ever the peoples’ person, engaged Mathias in a friendly conversation while mixing cocktails, though the programmer remained guarded. Ki-jung welcomed every new guest as they arrived,

Ryan recognized as one of Renesco’s customers helped Jamie with the bar by moving drinks around, while a fire manipulator showed off to a girl by creating burning shapes out of thin

would be disappointed if the party didn’t

goat racism?” Lanka brought him back

goats now though?” Narcinia asked. Her creations had started playing with Ki-jung’s rats, the rodents climbing on top of the larger

a wolf, to eat them,” Ryan suggested, his goat champion looking up at him. “Only

do we get rid of the wolf afterward?” Lanka asked the hard question, expecting to corner