The Perfect Run

Ryan loved Genome parties. They always involved a lot of property damage.

He had attended a few elsewhere in Italy, usually when he joined a group. However, this one looked like it would be the biggest yet; and since tomorrow would mark Quicksave’s first week in New Rome, the courier intended to cap it off with a bang.

Well, he had probably spent two months or so in the city across various loops, but still! This party might be something entirely new and surprising.

“How many people will come?” Ryan asked, having traded his usual trench coat, hat, and mask for a classy, dark purple suit. While Ki-jung had insisted he could dress casually, the Genome would settle for nothing less than the best outfit in the room.

You couldn’t half-ass elegance.

“Oh, no more than one-hundred,” Ki-jung replied, her fingers fidgeting in anxiety. She had traded her glasses for contact lenses, and her modest clothes for a sleeveless black dress. Her boyfriend meanwhile wore a simple blue shirt and black pants.

“Do you want more tuna pizzas?” Lanka asked while on the sofa while typing on a phone. That tasteless black sheep alone hadn’t made any effort to dress well. “We still got enough party funds for four more.”

“Add a few vegan ones for Fortuna,” Ki-jung said, before checking the kitchen for the fifth time in the past hour. Jamie had gathered an impressive array of alcohol bottles on the counter. “Will that be enough?”

“They’re the strongest liquors I could find,” Jamie replied, intending to work as the barman and already busy making cocktails. Since Genomes had a more efficient metabolism than normal humans, they needed ten times the usual dose to even feel the effects of alcohol.

“I’ve got Genome-only stuff in my car,” Ryan said. “But you will start shining in the dark and see invisible things.”

“Don’t worry,” Jamie said quickly. “Fortuna is bringing strong stuff, and, I quote, ‘party pills.’”

“No Bliss?” Ki-jung asked, her face tensing up.

“No Bliss,” her boyfriend reassured her, while someone hit the doorbell. “Come in!”

The first guests opened the door, Ki-jung anxiously standing straight next to Ryan while they walked inside. Night had fallen outside, and while the party was scheduled to start at eight, most guests would be fashionably late.

“Hello everyone!” Fortuna entered the house, followed by her boyfriend and a younger girl around fifteen. Lucky Lady wore a golden dress even more scandalously lavish than usual; whereas the teenage girl dressed so tastelessly, that Ryan couldn’t look at her without fighting the urge to drag her to a tailor’s shop.

Fortuna’s date was around Ryan’s physical age, with short well-groomed brown hair, blue eyes, and an elegant all black formal suit. He looked rather plain when compared to his girlfriend, but the courier felt an intense vibe coming from him.

In fact, he seemed vaguely familiar.

The mystery boy immediately singled out the courier, who waved a hand at him. “Hi, I’m Ryan. I would say I’m immortal, but you probably know that already.”

“Mathias,” the man replied, shaking Ryan’s hand with a small smile. “Mathias Martel.”

The way he moved, his aura, the slight inflection in the voice… “I know, we’ve met,” Ryan replied cheerfully, testing the waters.

“You did?” Fortuna asked while Mathias’ smile strained a bit. Since he hadn’t cut that lucky woman’s hair this time around, she seemed a lot more well-disposed towards Ryan. “Matt, why didn’t you tell me?”

“Yeah, you’re usually a very transparent kind of guy, Matt.” Ryan winked at him. “I hope you don’t hide anything else.”

Matt’s poker face remained ironclad while he answered his date’s question. “It didn’t seem important at the time.”

“Fortuna, you brought your sister?” Ki-jung asked the blonde bombshell, although her eyes remained focused on the teenage girl. “Isn’t she too young for this kind of party?”

“I’m almost fifteen!” The younger girl pouted. While she was no top model like her sister, she would probably grow into an attractive woman in time. She had short, light brown hair, ocean blue eyes, and a heart-shaped face.

“Fourteen and a half,” Fortuna teased her, her younger sister pinching her in the arm.

“Hi, I’m Narcinia, Narcinia Veran.” The teen smiled brightly at everyone. “Alias Ceres.”

“I still can’t believe Augustus gave you an Olympian name before me,” Fortuna complained, her boyfriend glancing away. “If only Felix hadn’t gone crazy, we could have become Diana and Apollo.”

“Has he answered your messages?” Ki-jung asked, a look of concern on her face.

“I wish!” Fortuna complained, crossing her arms angrily. “I swear when he comes back—”

“If he comes back,” Narcinia replied with a depressed face.

“Maybe he got hit by a car,” Ryan said, the others glaring at him. “Well, he is a cat. Or was that too soon?”

“He will come back,” Fortuna insisted, though she looked at Jamie and Ki-jung. “Can’t you help? Give him a call?”

The couple exchanged an embarrassed glance, one heavy with regrets. “He didn’t leave the house on the best terms,” Jamie said stoically. “Felix… Felix needs time to figure himself out.”

“But—”

Mathias put a hand on his girlfriend’s arm before she could insist. He seemed more insightful than her, though that wasn’t hard.

Having talked with Atom Cat on the Dynamis path, Ryan quickly put two and two together. He had a pretty good idea of what caused his feline friend to leave the Augusti, namely, Ki-jung's situation.

Something else also bothered Ryan. Felix the Cat said his sister Narcinia was adopted, and she matched a certain description… Could it be?

This party already promised a lot of surprises.

scanned the room. “He’s usually early

took a bathroom break,” Jamie replied with a frown.

the same time a shocked

before,” Jamie replied with a sigh. “And yes, a salami. Don’t ask me why. They say the city is safer with the Meta gone, but if you

said. “Some handsome fellow possessing a strange sense of justice, fighting crime with a hockey stick in one hand and a sausage in the

has he only attacked Luigi then?” Lanka pointed out from the sofa, too lazy to leave her spot. “Nah, blabbermouth, it’s just petty

Hockey Killer will get what he deserves,” Jamie said firmly, glancing at Fortuna. “Now that the Meta-Gang has left New Rome,

up Rust Town and Sparrow chased those

had prevented a large fire, but the Junkyard had transformed into a pile of molten trash conveniently hiding the bunker’s entrance. Vulcan had tasked the group to patrol the area in case the Meta returned, while she left with Sparrow to hunt them down. Ryan hadn’t received any news since, though he heard both women

to do about Mechron’s bunker, and Len hadn’t contacted him again either. He hoped the party would help him

we discuss this while…” Ki-jung cleared her throat

with a smirk, delighting at making Martel more and

replied with the same mirthful face. “I hope I

and laughed, none louder than Ryan himself. Touché. “It’s okay, Chitter, I vouch for my Mathias,” Fortuna said, putting her head on her man’s shoulder. “He’s the

date,” Mathias

happen whether

did the two of you meet?” Ki-jung

week?” Fortuna asked. “I narrowly avoided death by falling off the window, and

rescued you,” Mathias corrected her with a deadpan face. “I didn’t expect you to fall on me

was love at

protested. “I checked if you were alright, and when I tried to leave because I had other stuff

“The world’s most beautiful woman falls on your lap and asks you

immune to Fortuna’s charm and she

“When I look

She seemed a bit shy in the presence of so many older people, but grew more confident as

a brain in a jar hooked to the TV

cyber-brain as a DJ?” Narcinia asked, though unlike the others she seemed

take care of the playlist,”

who don’t know what they want!” Ryan replied, activating DJ

did, a light shone from inside its tank. As the liquid protecting the grey matter changed color, creating a nightclub ambiance with the

nodding to herself to the tune of

Ki-jung said, while her rats started breakdancing around

much to

Fortuna said since he was clearly too modest to boast for himself.

I make indie games on the side,” her date replied with a sheepish grin, the most emotion Ryan had seen him

decided to test that man’s knowledge first, before getting his hopes up.

prefer Super Metroid,”

“Best Square RPG?”

VI holds a

another gamer alive on this God-forsaken planet!” Ryan was almost brought to

above the sofa with a beer

nodded. “One of the bedrooms, yours I presume, is painted brown,

Blue,” Lanka shrugged before he could finish. “If you

his. He seemed much more uncomfortable about open displays of affection than his

Narcinia grabbed a knife from the kitchen and then

the parquet. The liquid quickly expanded

seconds later, the group looked at a cute

said in

boasted, her new pet letting out a cry. “Nothing too complicated or too big, but I can make

kind of goat?” Ryan asked,

“Of course! Why?”

at this pure-hearted girl deep in her big eyes, and then whispered two words that would corrupt her

“Goat fights.”

which he was, and then made a second goat. A black-furred born-fighter, with golden eyes. “Which one do you take, Ryan?” she asked,

“The black one.”

could already see

ended up making eight goats, as new guests decided to participate. She granted each of them a different color and held a tournament while

half in French, half in English. She locked horns with her rival, ready to claim her rightful place as the competition’s winner. “You can do it,

a golden goat, and

The black goat managed to toss her rival to

her head with smug confidence. The spectators applauded, though

Lanka grumbled while finishing her current smoke. With the spectacle

she were white?” Ryan accused her, stroking Shub-Niggurath’s ear. Actually, he did cheat once, but only against Fortuna. Considering

her beau. The couple had moved to the kitchen-bar, with Fortuna spending her time advertising her boyfriend to everyone who would listen. Jamie, ever the peoples’ person, engaged Mathias

Renesco’s customers helped Jamie with the bar

would be disappointed if the party didn’t end up with one or

racism?” Lanka brought him back to the

rats, the rodents climbing on

his goat champion looking up at

we get rid of the wolf afterward?” Lanka