The Perfect Run

Ryan loved Genome parties. They always involved a lot of property damage.

He had attended a few elsewhere in Italy, usually when he joined a group. However, this one looked like it would be the biggest yet; and since tomorrow would mark Quicksave’s first week in New Rome, the courier intended to cap it off with a bang.

Well, he had probably spent two months or so in the city across various loops, but still! This party might be something entirely new and surprising.

“How many people will come?” Ryan asked, having traded his usual trench coat, hat, and mask for a classy, dark purple suit. While Ki-jung had insisted he could dress casually, the Genome would settle for nothing less than the best outfit in the room.

You couldn’t half-ass elegance.

“Oh, no more than one-hundred,” Ki-jung replied, her fingers fidgeting in anxiety. She had traded her glasses for contact lenses, and her modest clothes for a sleeveless black dress. Her boyfriend meanwhile wore a simple blue shirt and black pants.

“Do you want more tuna pizzas?” Lanka asked while on the sofa while typing on a phone. That tasteless black sheep alone hadn’t made any effort to dress well. “We still got enough party funds for four more.”

“Add a few vegan ones for Fortuna,” Ki-jung said, before checking the kitchen for the fifth time in the past hour. Jamie had gathered an impressive array of alcohol bottles on the counter. “Will that be enough?”

“They’re the strongest liquors I could find,” Jamie replied, intending to work as the barman and already busy making cocktails. Since Genomes had a more efficient metabolism than normal humans, they needed ten times the usual dose to even feel the effects of alcohol.

“I’ve got Genome-only stuff in my car,” Ryan said. “But you will start shining in the dark and see invisible things.”

“Don’t worry,” Jamie said quickly. “Fortuna is bringing strong stuff, and, I quote, ‘party pills.’”

“No Bliss?” Ki-jung asked, her face tensing up.

“No Bliss,” her boyfriend reassured her, while someone hit the doorbell. “Come in!”

The first guests opened the door, Ki-jung anxiously standing straight next to Ryan while they walked inside. Night had fallen outside, and while the party was scheduled to start at eight, most guests would be fashionably late.

“Hello everyone!” Fortuna entered the house, followed by her boyfriend and a younger girl around fifteen. Lucky Lady wore a golden dress even more scandalously lavish than usual; whereas the teenage girl dressed so tastelessly, that Ryan couldn’t look at her without fighting the urge to drag her to a tailor’s shop.

Fortuna’s date was around Ryan’s physical age, with short well-groomed brown hair, blue eyes, and an elegant all black formal suit. He looked rather plain when compared to his girlfriend, but the courier felt an intense vibe coming from him.

In fact, he seemed vaguely familiar.

The mystery boy immediately singled out the courier, who waved a hand at him. “Hi, I’m Ryan. I would say I’m immortal, but you probably know that already.”

“Mathias,” the man replied, shaking Ryan’s hand with a small smile. “Mathias Martel.”

The way he moved, his aura, the slight inflection in the voice… “I know, we’ve met,” Ryan replied cheerfully, testing the waters.

“You did?” Fortuna asked while Mathias’ smile strained a bit. Since he hadn’t cut that lucky woman’s hair this time around, she seemed a lot more well-disposed towards Ryan. “Matt, why didn’t you tell me?”

“Yeah, you’re usually a very transparent kind of guy, Matt.” Ryan winked at him. “I hope you don’t hide anything else.”

Matt’s poker face remained ironclad while he answered his date’s question. “It didn’t seem important at the time.”

“Fortuna, you brought your sister?” Ki-jung asked the blonde bombshell, although her eyes remained focused on the teenage girl. “Isn’t she too young for this kind of party?”

“I’m almost fifteen!” The younger girl pouted. While she was no top model like her sister, she would probably grow into an attractive woman in time. She had short, light brown hair, ocean blue eyes, and a heart-shaped face.

“Fourteen and a half,” Fortuna teased her, her younger sister pinching her in the arm.

“Hi, I’m Narcinia, Narcinia Veran.” The teen smiled brightly at everyone. “Alias Ceres.”

“I still can’t believe Augustus gave you an Olympian name before me,” Fortuna complained, her boyfriend glancing away. “If only Felix hadn’t gone crazy, we could have become Diana and Apollo.”

“Has he answered your messages?” Ki-jung asked, a look of concern on her face.

“I wish!” Fortuna complained, crossing her arms angrily. “I swear when he comes back—”

“If he comes back,” Narcinia replied with a depressed face.

“Maybe he got hit by a car,” Ryan said, the others glaring at him. “Well, he is a cat. Or was that too soon?”

“He will come back,” Fortuna insisted, though she looked at Jamie and Ki-jung. “Can’t you help? Give him a call?”

The couple exchanged an embarrassed glance, one heavy with regrets. “He didn’t leave the house on the best terms,” Jamie said stoically. “Felix… Felix needs time to figure himself out.”

“But—”

Mathias put a hand on his girlfriend’s arm before she could insist. He seemed more insightful than her, though that wasn’t hard.

Having talked with Atom Cat on the Dynamis path, Ryan quickly put two and two together. He had a pretty good idea of what caused his feline friend to leave the Augusti, namely, Ki-jung's situation.

Something else also bothered Ryan. Felix the Cat said his sister Narcinia was adopted, and she matched a certain description… Could it be?

This party already promised a lot of surprises.

as she scanned the room. “He’s usually early when there are

break,”

same

probably the same maniac who attacked Luigi before,” Jamie replied with a sigh. “And yes, a salami. Don’t ask me why.

could be a vigilante,” Ryan said. “Some handsome fellow possessing a strange sense of justice, fighting

from the sofa, too lazy to leave her spot. “Nah,

firmly, glancing at Fortuna. “Now that the Meta-Gang has

“Though we cleaned up Rust Town and Sparrow chased those Psychos off to

cleaned up Rust Town. They had prevented a large fire, but the Junkyard had transformed into a pile of molten trash conveniently hiding the bunker’s entrance. Vulcan had tasked the group to patrol the area in case the Meta returned, while she left with Sparrow to hunt them down. Ryan hadn’t received any news since, though he heard both women would attend the

hadn’t contacted him again either. He hoped the party would help him

we discuss this while…” Ki-jung cleared her throat while looking at Mathias. “I’m

Ryan said with a smirk, delighting at

I’m sure one of you is the Hockey Killer,” the man replied with the same mirthful face. “I

and laughed, none louder than Ryan himself. Touché. “It’s okay, Chitter, I vouch for my Mathias,” Fortuna said, putting her head

second date,” Mathias replied with a stoic

whether you like it or

two of

leak last week?” Fortuna asked. “I narrowly avoided death by falling off the window, and

didn’t expect you to

at first sight,” Fortuna

if you were alright, and when I tried to leave because

world’s most beautiful woman falls on your lap and asks

was immune to Fortuna’s charm and she couldn’t stand

“When I look at boys,

in the presence of so many older people, but grew more confident as the group

at Ryan, who showed them the DJ: a brain in a jar hooked to the TV

a DJ?” Narcinia asked, though unlike the others she seemed more

have asked you to take care of the playlist,” Ki-jung told Ryan with a

don’t know what they want!” Ryan replied, activating DJ Brain.

music, and as it did, a light shone from inside its tank. As the liquid protecting the grey matter changed color, creating

admitted, nodding to herself to the tune of the

the artist,” Ki-jung said, while her rats started breakdancing around

Mathias said, much to

designer,” Fortuna said since he was clearly too modest to boast for himself.

games on the side,” her date replied with a sheepish grin, the most emotion Ryan had seen him emote so far. “Mostly

Ryan, who had stars in his eyes. However, he decided to test that man’s knowledge first, before getting his hopes up. “Have you played Metroid

Super Metroid,” Mathias replied.

“Best Square RPG?”

VI holds a special place

planet!” Ryan was almost brought to tears at

powers, Nerd 2?” Lanka asked Mathias, raising her head above the sofa with

nodded. “One of the bedrooms, yours I presume, is painted brown, with thirty beer cans in a

shrugged before he could finish. “If you tell anyone what’s

uncomfortable about open displays of affection than his girlfriend. Ryan got the feeling

grabbed a knife from the kitchen and then raised it at her

of blood falling on the parquet. The liquid quickly expanded into a bubble

group looked at a cute white

adorable,” Ki-jung said in

from my blood,” Narcinia boasted, her new pet letting out a cry. “Nothing too complicated or too big, but I can make any kind of

can make any kind of goat?” Ryan asked,

“Of course! Why?”

looked at this pure-hearted girl deep in her big eyes, and then whispered two

“Goat fights.”

second goat. A black-furred born-fighter, with golden eyes. “Which one do you take, Ryan?” she asked, as the two goats glared at

“The black one.”

could already see the untapped

granted each of them a different color and held a tournament while the house slowly filled up with people. A few

his champion half in French, half in English. She locked horns with her

a name, blabbermouth?” Lanka asked, having bet on a golden goat, and grown

her animal couldn’t stand long against Shub-Niggurath’s implacable ferocity. The black goat managed to toss her rival to the side, who joined the

his black goat, who raised her head with smug confidence. The spectators applauded, though none as loudly as Narcinia. “You did

her current smoke. With the

say that if she were white?” Ryan accused her, stroking Shub-Niggurath’s ear. Actually, he did cheat once, but only against Fortuna. Considering her insane luck, he had

and left the competition with her beau. The couple had moved to the kitchen-bar, with Fortuna spending her time advertising her boyfriend to everyone who would listen. Jamie, ever the peoples’ person, engaged Mathias in a friendly conversation while mixing cocktails, though the programmer remained guarded. Ki-jung welcomed every new guest as they arrived, growing more anxious by

advertised. A telekinetic whom Ryan recognized as one of Renesco’s customers helped Jamie with the bar by moving drinks around, while a fire manipulator showed off to a girl by creating

if the party didn’t end up

accusing me of goat racism?” Lanka brought him back

Ki-jung’s rats, the rodents climbing

goat champion looking up at him.

the wolf afterward?”